English 

Why the fuck do you need the definition of English you fucking idiot

English is a fucking language you fucking doink

English by Shankaspear April 15, 2019

English 

if it wer spelt laik it sounded it wod lok laik dis

Ay kant spel English

English by φφφ June 18, 2019

english 

A language that makes no sense what so ever

English is weird

english by cow dood May 28, 2019

English 

A language that is very annoying and spelling stuff is surprisingly hard when compared with most other languages.

Also why the FUCK are there THREE DIFFERENT TWO/TOO/TO words there should be only TWO TWO/TOO/TO words because of the number two.

I hate the English language and CAPITAL letters

English by no body that you know January 30, 2020

English 

English is a language. It's in countries such as England and America.

It's also dumb.

English is dumb because....Bologna rhymes with Pony.

English by PremiumCookie February 18, 2020

English 

Its a type of language, stupid. Go to fucking school

You speak fucking english, bitch.

Wait what?

Your fucking dumb.

English by Thatsmartthicchotassbitch April 22, 2020

ENGLISH 

the language we are all speaking.

Chinese dude: 请问厕所在哪里?
English dude: English pls

ENGLISH by Yuri von tarded September 24, 2020