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Emptius Giddicus

A person who would not eat anything. Nope. Nothing. Never.
"This is a great example of an Emptius Giddicus" jack pointed to a garbage can
"Not true. It eats garbage" Juan said
"-_-" Jack Died.
by An Agreeable Stick December 28, 2021
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Pre-emptive exaggeration

The act of exaggerating a story, because you think everyone will assume you are whether you do or not.
Pre-emptive exaggeration would be telling your friends you were in line for 2 hours when it was only 1, because you know if you say 1 they will assume you were exaggerating and it was only half an hour.
by Perfect_Blue September 10, 2011
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[skull emoticon]

basically the skull emoji but in words, skull emoji or this word is supposed to represent the remark of "im dead" in a sense of laugher.
someone:yooo this joke is funny, im skull emoticon

other guy:fr i too am also skull emoticon

someone: fr skull emoticon
by yo_im_dead[skull emoticon] January 5, 2022
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emotic

when something is either emotional or emo
those black jeans are so emotic
by romanticdemise January 24, 2008
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emoticon

by Aristophanes December 3, 2005
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Emoticon Whore

One who makes her friends think are special by sending them lots of emoticons during chat sessions.
Debbie sent me a kiss on gmail chat. I thought it was flirting...but it turns out she is just an emoticon whore.
by billythekid23 April 16, 2008
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emoticondom

A virtual prophylactic to be provided to those internet users who make excessive use of 'emoticons'. Like a 'condom' the emoticondom should be used to shield others from the continuous stream of emoticons coming from your keyboard.

Original web use:
Escape Velocity Magazine V1 ebook pg.32, c.2007

First twitter use:
7:06 AM Jun 24th, 2009 via TweetDeck
Chat Example:
user a: 8)
user b: Can I help you?
user a: 8====(3
user b: Sorry?
user a: \(^_^)/
user b: Someone please get this idiot an emoticondom before something gets on my face.

Twitter:
I need an "emoticondom" today. I will not use the smiley, winky, googly, or the homer simpson emoticon today. Ok... maybe Homer. ( 8(1)
by GScratch July 23, 2009
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