emoticondom 

A virtual prophylactic to be provided to those internet users who make excessive use of 'emoticons'. Like a 'condom' the emoticondom should be used to shield others from the continuous stream of emoticons coming from your keyboard.

Original web use:
Escape Velocity Magazine V1 ebook pg.32, c.2007

First twitter use:
7:06 AM Jun 24th, 2009 via TweetDeck

Chat Example:
user a: 8)
user b: Can I help you?
user a: 8====(3
user b: Sorry?
user a: \(^_^)/
user b: Someone please get this idiot an emoticondom before something gets on my face.

Twitter:
I need an "emoticondom" today. I will not use the smiley, winky, googly, or the homer simpson emoticon today. Ok... maybe Homer. ( 8(1)

emoticondom by GScratch July 23, 2009

emoticonophobic

A person that neither uses nor appreciates the use of emoticons in texts or emails.

"Jimmy hates when I use ;-) in my text messages...he must be emoticonophobic".

emoticonophobic by Trixie Jones August 12, 2009

emoticonvoluted 

confused attempt to communicate by use of punctuation keys on a device with a complete alphabetical keyboard.

;/* i perceive as some sort of comment however emoticonvoluted

emoticonvoluted by lexicali slim September 22, 2009

emotionometer 

an thermometer used to read one's emotional temperature

"My emotionometer is broken - I can't tell how he feels!"

emotionometer by Anonometer October 18, 2006

emoticonoclast 

A person who refuses to use emoticons in text communication, believing their use to constitute an admission of inarticulateness. Etymology: emoticon + iconoclast

Derivatives: emoticonoclasm, emoticonoclastic

Of course I'm an emoticonoclast; why the shite can't people just express themselves using WORDS?

emoticonoclast by LukeT September 15, 2007

emoticondescending 

when someone uses emoticons in a sarcastic manner

Friend 1: Yea let me go post it right away
and get it tattoed on my chest
and tell everyone about it
:D
Friend 2: Quit being so emoticondescending.

emoticondescending by The Realest1 May 9, 2011

emoticono13 

An awesome youtuber who makes amazing roller coasters

Emoticono13 is so good at ultimate coaster 2

emoticono13 by Magicul November 26, 2021