Emmett

Emmett is probably the hottest man to ever walk this earth. He has an absolutely GIGANTIC penis. Probably the biggest on the planet but that’s unconfirmed.

Bro have you seen Emmett’s penis? That thing is HUGE!

by Deeznutsarehuge June 17, 2021

emoetry

The poems often found on the macintosh air laptops of upper middle class teenagers with dark eyeliner and gay (yet somehow awesome) skinny jeans in crazy colors. Usually depicts their horrible suffering after all their years of opression, overcoming all the barriers and restrictions their expensive private schools have put on their individuality. And by individuality, I mean comforming to the emo stereotype.

1. "My wrists now a river of blood
My tears a forlorn ship
Drowning, sinking
Through the crimson abyss

Bleeding the pain away
My deep soul brooding
Yet death's whisper
Stays so far away..."

"Enough of this emoetry, lets go to Hottopic!"

by Yellow Brick Fox October 4, 2008

emmet

Another word for a tourist or holiday maker but used in a more derogitary way. Mainly used by Cornish people in Cornwall describing dirty chavs from other parts of the UK.

"Look at those dirty emmets over there!, lets go tell them to fuck off back to Manchester!"

by Mohammed Aljeeza July 14, 2005

emmet

Yes indeedy, a hloiday maker in the southwest is known as an emmet. i believe this term is derived from the cornish for 'ant' as this is what they resemble when they swarm into town consuming everything in sight, generally getting in the way of those who wish to lead their normal everyday lives, and leaving again en-mass with the only sign of them being a trail of mess & destruction.

"You would think that Safeway would get it into their heads that this town is full of Emmets in the summer, and thus order in more bread!"

by Loubeeloo September 15, 2007

Emmet

The one to say the word “Ballsack” one too many times.

My boyfriend is such an emmet

by Chip whip January 16, 2022

Emmett Hot Pocket

The result of Sleeping with more than one person in a 24 hour period. Resulting in a vagina that smells like the town of Emmett Idaho, or a fishy, trashy odor.

"I can smell you Emmett hot pocket dude! Take a shower"

"I drank all weekend, and now have an Emmett hot pocket"

by KMP4 April 6, 2014

embeth

Embeth, is the most amazing person you will ever meet, she’s caring. She cheers you up, she makes you laugh, she will give the best hugs, she’s really fun to hang out with and really funny, she’s so adorable her eyes glow every time you look at them, she’s quite weird a little. But heck that doesn’t matter. She’s perfect🤪💕

Embeth is the most perfect person ever.

by Fat ass2.0 December 19, 2018