Snowy Emerson

A sexual act that involves semen in an individual's hair.

"I'm sorry baby, I pulled out too quickly, I didn't mean to give you a Snowy Emerson."

by ehizzle December 14, 2008

Cody Emerson

Someone who is commonly mistaken for

Cody Emmerson. (2 'm's) Unlike Emmerson, Cody Emerson has about 1,314,000 seconds of sex more per year. Contrary to popular belief, his crotch is the size of an elephant, and has the pain tolerance of Chuck Norris injected with morphine!

Guy 1: Did u see that guys crotch?

Guy 2: Yea, that thing was freaking huge! He stood in the road and had a speeding truck run into that thing.

Guy 1: He must be Cody Emerson!

by Destructo Man of Spaghetti April 22, 2011

Emerson

feminist, vegan, loner, flat earther, flat chested, probably believes in multi gender theory, and ugly asf, probably has AirPods or sum shit

Why tf is Emerson here, I wanna diarrhead on her head

by Giraffe38 April 15, 2019

Emerson

She can be a fucking bitch bit she still thinks she's good. All she wants to do is save the turtles. She don't care about anyone. Or anything. She's flat as hell too.

Emerson? That hoe that slant came about your feelings

by XCuteAnimeGirl May 23, 2019

Emerson

The gayest guy you will ever meet. He is a stupid fucking faggot that has no friends.

Did you see Emerson? That nigga’s gay!

by Anx fjdhwkwufbduw January 27, 2020

Emerson College

An institution of higher learning that features a shitty cafeteria, hands-off proffesors, and more homosexual girls and boys per square inch than previously thought possible by this definition writer.

Steve: You suck! I fucked your mom!
Dan: You know what, Steve?
Steve: What?
Dan: You belong at Emerson College.

by x May 13, 2005

Emerson

A smoking hot chick that dosent see herself for how amazing she is

Emerson is fucking amazing

by Jaydolf Shitler February 28, 2019