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Elon Musk

Elon Musk is a very wicked man, wanting to enslave mankind with cybernetic implant technology like in the game Cyberpunk 2077 and control everyone though this tech (Neuralink). Right now he's pretending to be all for the children of Gaza and the Free Palestine movement, but don't be deceived! He is only doing this for selfish clout and gain, he doesn't give a shit about the kids of Gaza, being a Satanist himself sacrificing little children in his Satanic rituals. He supports the apartheid of Israel, just like how his family benefitted apartheid in South Africa , as well as cobalt child mining in the Congos for his cars. He also supported a coup in Bolivia.

He is a fraudster, always trying to scam people for the Whore of Babylon and her fallen angel demon's benefit. He pretends to be cool, relatable, and trendy, but it's all just a deception to see what he can do to fleece you. Elon Musk is hated by the Urbanist community for scamming public transportation funding and he just a dumb as Javier Milei, the currently elected Argentine president. Tesla vehicles aren't even that good quality, even Chinese vechiles are better quality. He's a loser and will be exposed for what he's truly is, a lying spy.
by LebanonJames December 20, 2023
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someone who smokes weed all the time, and just because he could, he blew up the biggest rocket in the world.
The oldest kid in the world with a bunch of money, Elon Musk.
by TheTrialGamer May 7, 2023
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Everyone knows who he is.
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motherfucker
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deserves to be punched in the face 24/7
everyone knows elon musk is the shittyest motherfucker alive
by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023
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A pasty faced, weird-looking billionaire who bought Twitter, driving away followers and reinstating the incendiary accounts of “people” such as Donald Trump and his disciples.
Dave: “Twitter says that COVID-19 vaccines have microchips made by Bill Gates.”

Irene: “Bullshit! I heard nothing from the World Health Organization, Anthony Fauci and the Centres for Disease Control about microchips in out vaccines.”

Dave: “Get educated.”

Irene: “Well, I am - and any idiot who calls themselves a doctor, nurse of pharmacist would say this about any vaccine just to trick people like you.”

Dave: “But, but, but.”

Irene: “That rich ninny Elon Musk has just allowed what I call misinformation about COVID-19 vaccines back on Twitter. I’ve just canceled my account because of him.”

(Dave leaves speechless).
by The Real Canadian December 13, 2022
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Elon's Musk

A scent likened to that of a smell associated with ComicCon, but with a hint of privilege.
Whew! What's that smell?

You like that? I've been on Twitter the last few days and haven't showered.

Damn, I knew it was a case of Elon's Musk.
by street_samurai December 16, 2022
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The term for leakage of sperm from the ass and down into the vaginal crevice, resulting in an accidental pregnancy (formerly known as a Tokyo drift).
She wasn't on the pill so I went through the back door. Unfortunately I was too slow with the towel afterwards, resulting in an Elon Musk.
by DoctorThrob December 27, 2022
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