Eli

An amazing boy! Adorable, funny, a little shy, kind, has a good heart, makes u smile, and fun to be around. He has gorgeous hair and eyes. his laugh make you laugh. it may be hard for him to tell you his feelings but once he does you’ll love him for it.

leila: woah that eli is a cutie
lindsey: oh no he is mine

by crazycato41 April 7, 2019

Eli

Generally a very handsome man. Don’t be fooled by his football player build; he is quite the bull in a china shop, but has a soft spot in his heart for all family and friends, and will stop at nothing to be there for them. An Eli is a jokester. He loves to make people laugh and be the life of the party. He will do daredevil acts to win the heart of anyone, especially a girl he’s set his own heart on. He is especially romantic, talented, and loves to have a good time. He will host a party for anything, and will be the most loyal friend you’ve ever had.

Man, I’ve never had a better Piña Colada than the one Eli throws together.

Eli sure knows how to have a good time.

I know an Eli; I’m in love with him.

by lilneufs August 6, 2019

Eli

Such a good skateboarder cops 7 chicks in one night so not Jewish man active

Wow Eli sure is a chick magnet with those skateboard skills!!

by H with Reggie April 17, 2018

Eli

The best friend you’ll ever have. He is powerful and easy to get along with. He may come off as intimidating but as you get to know him you’ll fall in love. he is sporty and presents very masculine. Often very tall.

Person: Oh did you meet that new kid Eli?
Person 2: I’ve seen him around, he’s so scary.
Person: oh don’t worry, he’s really sweet.

by spencerissexy October 10, 2021

Eli

He loves eating humans and is a great human

"Hey Eli! Are there any humans in that apple?"

by Anonymous (janos) December 29, 2017

Eli

Eli is a badass who is a Fucking Goat at Basketball Baseball Football. If you make him he will he will Fucking Kick your Ass and when he is done he will piss on your ashes. He will kick your ass in Basketball Baseball And Football. DON’T FUCK WITH ELI OR HE WILL KICK YOU FUCKING ASS!!!

If you want to kick someone’s ass come see Eli on his online kickass videos at KICKASSCENTRAL.com

by EBUHR3 June 6, 2018

Eli

Seems like a good guy until you have a thing with him and realize he is probably talking to like 5 other girls and leaves you on open 24/7 cuz he couldn't give a damn about you 👍also known for wearing groutfits and ugly ass vests

"Hey see Eli over there? Yeah his groutfit is hideous"

by Ju222222 December 13, 2017