Nikuya's definitions

Eli

Someone who, upon taking a girl home after a night out, will drop his pants, spread his buttcheeks and drop the most enomous shit imaginable on his unsuspecting victim. He will then proceed to dance the dance of his/her people around the victim while masturbating furiously.

Man 1#: So how did it go with Becky last night?
Man 2#: Well I got her home, undressed her, then I totally gave that bitch an Eli.
Man 1#: Thats fucking gross!

by Nikuya July 23, 2012