Baby Einstein

Toddler who is already reading and doing things that are beyond his or her age. Also, the best darned direct to video children's series from my childhood.

Person 1: Wow! I can't believe your kid is reading that board book to the other children, and he is only 2 years old!

Person 2: I know right? That's my Baby Einstein alright!

Baby Einstein by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019

albert einstein phobia 

A Fear Of Inventor/ Scientist (kinda) Albert Einstein.

Girl, IM TERRIFIED OF ALBERT EINSTEIN! I think I have Albert Einstein Phobia

albert einstein phobia by Urban Dictionary Word Girl December 2, 2013

Albert Einstein 

A really smart guy who came up with the theory of relativity essential for time traveling to the future and won a physics Nobel Prize for discovering the photoelectric effect

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Albert Einstein by laser_fox March 9, 2021

albert einstein 

Albert Einstein, took what the Lorenz Fitzgerald apparatus discovered about the constancy of light and the stupidity of the world made of ether, and ran with it. Did not accept the fact that Quantum Mechanics was "real" and said that "God does not play dice with the universe" ironically, Quantum Mechanics is the science that catapulted the start of a technological revolution. Computers, Video Games and IMAX fucking theatre based of concepts of Quantum Mechanics. Cant blame the wild white haired man though, both theories of relativity and QM contradict but are equally true. I guess the world works in a paradox. (The accuracy of this proposition can be debatable...I aint no fucking physics major)

Also, b.c of Einstein we know that theoretically, Time Travel is possible but not like you think it is like in Back to the Future, more like time dilation when traveling at high speeds near the speed of light

Christopher Lloyd looks strangely like Albert Einstein in the movie Back to the Future.

albert einstein by TheeImran November 4, 2006

Albert Einstein 

the act of spewing your load across a girls upper lip after getting a blow job, making her look like Albert Einstein

I ended up pulling out earlier and shooting my wad across her upper lip giving her an Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein by da' witz November 19, 2011

Albert Einstein 

A smart man

Albert Einstein Is smart

Albert Einstein Is very smart
Albert Einstein Is extremely smart
(See what I did there 😏)

Albert Einstein by סתם מפגרת August 31, 2020

Nano Einstein 

One devoid of general cultural knowledge but possessing extensive learning in an incredibly microscopic field of study.

General Culture Dude: "Hey Man, did you catch that awesome Giants Pats game on Sunday?"

Nano Einstein: "No, I'm not a fan of Hockey, but I did read a fascinating field study on Sitka Spruce polyps' chlorophyll depletion rates."

Nano Einstein by Sniglet Jr. the Third. January 11, 2008