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Eating a Sandwich

The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.

But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.
"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."
by SaracottaPie April 1, 2010
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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
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David Eason

the 100th boyfriend Jenelle Evans has had. He is a piece of shit who abuses kids and kills dogs.
"Fuck David Eason for killing the dog"
by girly1975 July 5, 2019
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ass eating season

Known as “ass eating season”, late autumn and winter are considered the perfect time to eat some juicy ass.
I told my boyfriend he has to wait until ass eating season to get a slice of this ass.
by duckytub October 24, 2017
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sexy eating

Eating food (usualy, but not necessarily, fruit) in a manner mimicking fellatio.

A form of foreplay.
Dude: Damn gurl, you KNOW how your sexy eating turns me on all the way up. mmmMM!
by squishee89 March 13, 2010
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cock eatin' fuck

A more extreme form of being a cock sucker.
Said in anger with intent to offend, "You cock eatin' fuck!!!" Makes no sense. But, it sounds funny.
by Mike Unstinks February 16, 2007
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butter biscuit eating

To be subservient to whites. To exhibit behavior that diminishes self worth to gain the favor of white people.
When John's white friends complain about the unruly urban teens at the mall, he also adds similar comments and grins in agreement like some "butter biscuit eating" plantation slave.
by Winston22 June 27, 2016
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