hairy eyeball

When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.

"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"

"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."

by v. summer February 7, 2023

rub my eyeball

Slang; To masturbate, or to jerk off.

<Fungahhh> I'm about to go rub my eyeball in a sec ok guys so brb
<Mooseka> k

by Fungahhh March 8, 2005

Hairy Eyeball

When you go down on a girl and you get a scratched cornea from her bush.

Ivan, "Why are you wearing an eyepatch?"
Anthony, "I was going down Justine and she gave me a hairy eyeball."

by JAI peace pie November 22, 2016

Popping the eyeball

When you see a dead person lying on the street and pull out their eyeballs with the intention of putting your stiff penis in the hole. Works best when the person just died, since the popped-out eyeball leaves you with a lot of juice to help your penis go in and out smoothly.

Have you ever tried popping the eyeball? You should really keep an eye out for any dead people on the street, cause it's fucking hot.

by WilcoRash January 13, 2009

purple eyeball

when a hernea shows through a mans shirt

dude did you see his purple eyeball

by lilpete May 16, 2007

Rectum Eyeball

Eyeball in the rectum

Ryan lets do some Rectum Eyeball

by JoshKnock October 6, 2019

prestons.eyeball

a jermy fartz kinnie thaT pisses the bed.

prestons.eyeball is so cool!/j

by imgaylol666 June 29, 2021