blood elf

A horde race from World of Warcraft that was added in the Burning Crusade expansion. Close relatives of the night elves. They were once one race, yet split off after the events of the original Warcraft to pursue their corrput arcane arts, while the night elves chose to forsake the magic that had nearly ripped the world in two and study druidic magic. They were known as the Highborn until their capital of Quel'Thalas was destroyed by an undead army, leading them to rename themselves the blood elves in remembrance of the blood they spilled defending their homeland. They fled to Outland to escape the scourge circa Warcraft III The Frozen Throne, where they established a base of operations.
Comparing a blood elf to Zoolander is an insult to male models everywhere.
by Mr. Normal May 12, 2007
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Free Elf

The sexual act of finishing on your partner and saying a magical spell of some sort. Upon doing so, you steal your partner’s underwear and wrap the bed sheet around you in a crude fashion. While running out of the room you yell, “Dobby has now been presented with clothing, Dobby is free!” This is a reference to the Harry Potter character of the same name, who himself is a free elf.
Example: Man, my girlfriend is really pissed at me since I pulled a Free Elf and ran off with her new Victoria’s Secret thong.
by MeechDaPeach October 14, 2018
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Elf Yourself

v. To waste valuable time and resources putting your face on androgynous dancing elves to humiliate your family and friends.
You should go elf yourself. It is so funny.
by fredautonom December 20, 2014
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cyber elf

An elf you can recieve in Megamen Zero 1-4. Its an elf that temporarily upgrades a skill. You can feed it to make it stronger.
"Dude ... I gotta fucking cyber elf. I need to feed it"
by Thetbd64 August 9, 2007
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cat it elf

a very weird looking person, useally like a cat, an it and an elf. name made up from the person in nanny mcphee who looks like a cat it elf. For every 2 normal looking people there's 1 cat it elf
by Taylor Ross II October 10, 2008
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happy elf

(v.) This occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a blowjob to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. The male then pulls his partner's ears just before ejaculation, making her appear to be elf-like.
"Dat hoe so short, she could give yo lanky ass a happy elf!"
by Xtina666 November 26, 2015
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Sad Elf

Survivors way of interrogating someone who assaulted them on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve.

Survivors aren’t done ending lewd force
They (him/her) saw the sad elf on the shelf each holiday as a reminder of judgement.
by elfyoulost July 5, 2022
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