A very affectionate term of endearment, often used to describe a very thirsty woman who is often used by men only for her body (which usually is not very attractive); she is just a vessel in which men deposit their seminal discharge when they feel “in the mood”, hence the name “cum dumpster”
Terry: Hey bro, did you hear that Angelo fucked Christie last night?
Bowie: Yeah bro, Christie’s a total cum dumpster. Angelo was just trying to get laid for the second time this week.
Terry: Oh, interesting. Thanks for explaining that to me, you’re a great friend Bowie.
Bowie: Thanks Terry, now stop calling me at 3am on a Saturday and go back to bed.
Terry: Oof.
Bowie: Yeah bro, Christie’s a total cum dumpster. Angelo was just trying to get laid for the second time this week.
Terry: Oh, interesting. Thanks for explaining that to me, you’re a great friend Bowie.
Bowie: Thanks Terry, now stop calling me at 3am on a Saturday and go back to bed.
Terry: Oof.
by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019
Get the Cum Dumpster mug.Derpshit is a combination of the words 'Derp' and 'Dipshit'. It means to be a derpy dipshit, a dipshit who displays too much idiocy to be defined by the word dipshit alone, or moron alone. Hence, derpshit. Not just anybody can be a derpshit, it takes a special type of retard with a large amount of the derp running through their derpy veins. Wiggers would be a good example of Derpshits.
The creation of this word was inspired by the constant high level of idiocy displayed by the human race.
The creation of this word was inspired by the constant high level of idiocy displayed by the human race.
He's lost his job. He's lost his kids. He's lost his sanity. This is what Charlie Sheen considers winning? Fucking derpshit.
by Nikonian Sarconious May 15, 2011
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The land in which all derp originates. the rival of herpshire, these two lands have been in unharmonious battle since the dawn of time.
This is madness. THIS. IS. DERPSHIRE!!!
by Hypnopaedia October 1, 2011
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A substandard of the widely accepted rating system, a dumpster dime refers to one found while desperately scraping the bottom of the barrel at the end of the night. Desperation might ultimately lead to the acquisition of a dumpster nickel, however a dumpster dime will result in a 6 leaving the house in the morning.
A substandard of the widely accepted rating system, a dumpster dime refers to one found while desperately scraping the bottom of the barrel at the end of the night. Desperation might ultimately lead to the acquisition of a dumpster nickel, however a dumpster dime will result in a 6 leaving the house in the morning.
You should have seen Nick at the bar last night; he was wading through the trash and landed himself a dumpster dime.
by Boxofrox October 24, 2017
Get the dumpster dime mug.Music that is so damn filthy, that it quite literally puts you into the dumpster. EDM is the most common genre that contains a large amount of dumpster music, however other genre's such as heavy metal can contain dumpster music as well.
Perry: What the fuck are you listening to, Zeb.
Zeb: Boi this new Excision is some straight dumpster music!
Zeb: Boi this new Excision is some straight dumpster music!
by Isaiah C November 30, 2019
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