dung dart

Forcefully expelled projectile defecation (of feces) into a public toilet.

Without warning, both Adam and Ryan ran to rm. 1132 to throw dung darts after chow.

by DammitDave November 28, 2022

fumble dung

When your getting up from taking a number two,and drop something in the toilet before flushing.

Did I really just fumble dung my phone on that big turd!!!!!?????

by Seniorpappy October 18, 2022

dunging bun

wrapping several layers of "terlit" paper around itself to avoid 'soiling' the fingers! the final result looking somewhat like a spinster librarian's hair "bun" on the back of her head !

one CANNOT WIPE a stuck "nugget" , and HOPEFULLY has nitrile or surgical gloves !

i made a dunging bun to avoid touching my "grease release"

i blew a "bad dung", employed a dunging bun , then dunging gloves!

by michael foolsley January 17, 2022

Pi Dung

All the falsehoods, white lies, or fake news about the number π that conspiracy-minded Trumpublicans and QAnonists share on social media to their tribes, most of whom are ladle-fed with daily Fox News misinformation—for example, the googolth digit of π is the biblical value of 3; ET sent an apocalyptic message to earthlings on Pi Day via a Mar-a-Lago resort’s terminal.

Is pi dung a subset of woke math or a root of white supremacy math?

by Fasters February 22, 2022

angel dung

A hazard exaggerated for unrelated social engineering reasons.

BS in the public interest.

Since we will eventually run out of fossil fuels, the global warming scare is angel dung to promote conservation.

by roelf September 6, 2009

black dung

Pronunciation: 'blak 'd&(ng)
Function: noun

1: What one gets after a heavy night of drinking Guinness or Guinness Extra Stout. Normally not a pleasant experience and relatively foul. Play on the disease black lung. A form of beer shits.

Dood, the Raiders game was so bad last night I had to bathe in Guinness to enjoy it... and this morning I had the worst case of black dung.

by washins September 12, 2006

Dung Thong

The act of shitting your pants while wearting a thong on a tricycle.

Do You know where the bathroom is? I think I just dung thonged myself.

by PPPPAAAAABBBBBBLLLLLLOOOOOWWWWW June 18, 2006