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Rock-Pissing Dump Truck 

A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.
Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!

dump-truck ass 

(n.) A bodaciously large ass that slams and bounces with each step. Usually there is a ripple that bounces throughout the cheek as the foot hits the ground.
Daaamn dude she got that dump-truck ass!! Look at that shit, everytime she step it go 'bah' 'bah' 'bah'
dump-truck ass by Sammy Nutt July 6, 2010

Dump-Truck Ass 

Something you'll see in every Pixar movie
Elastigirl sure has a dump-truck ass
Dump-Truck Ass by Macleod96 April 28, 2020

dump truck attorney 

A derisive term to describe an incompetent and sometimes elderly attorney assigned by the state to represent a prison inmate going before the Board Of Prison Hearings who cannot afford a private one.
Yup, I’ve got another sad sack shot before the Board again this year with another dump truck attorney to mangle my case facts and the possibility of release.

Dumptrumpitol 

A prescription sleep-aid that was recently developed to remediate sleep disorders emanating from anxiety and distress as we all wait for this fuckhead to be impeached.
Just a single Dumptrumpitol capsule before bedtime allows you to sleep like you did before he was elected and all the while you can look forward to his criminally insane ass being dragged outta the White House very soon!
Dumptrumpitol by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

dumbstruck 

ˈdʌmstrʌk adjective

Made silent by astonishment, astounded, stunned .

So shocked or surprised as to be unable to speak.
he was dumbstruck with terror
dumbstruck by harolola May 2, 2010