Four Way Drawers

A pair of boxers so special that your wear them four ways before washing: Day 1: Normal
Day 2: Backwards
Day 3: Inside Out

Day 4: Inside Out & Backwards
Day 5: Sniff Test then wash or repeat Day 1.

Girlfriend: Dumbass put your drawers on backwards!

Dude: Yo, I'm just on day 2 with my Four Way Drawers. You ain't seen nothing yet.

by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019

Magical Mystery Drawer

A drawer that is used to store toys for domesticated animals, to keep them out of reach until the owner is ready to play or reward the pet. Typically accompanied by a song depending on region.

Hey it's bedtime, let's go to the (Singing)"Magical Mystery Drawer, the Magical Mystery Drawer".

by Pet Fan 22 October 2, 2021

full as a caterpillars sock drawer

to be full,

multiple, many
crammed

I was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer

The bus was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer

by legseleven December 6, 2013

My dick is stuck in the drawer

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"

Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok

by FRICKxxxHECK April 3, 2018

Silverware Drawer

A group of people who are spooning.

"Hey" said John upon entering his dorm room. "I don't mind you and your girlfriend hanging out in here, but I don't want a frigging silverware drawer in here"!

by Alejandro 11 December 9, 2008

top drawer

1. the uppermost drawer in a cabinet
2. the highest classification of something cool that happened during a athletic event.

That gainer mctwist was top drawer

by brett the jew shark September 4, 2011

Top Drawer

To describe a woman of the highest quality.

Typically used as an observation made by one male to another.

"Katie Melua is top drawer"
"Phwoar, Emma Watson is straight from the top drawer"
"Damn girl, Taylor Swift IS top drawer"

by batterseaparkpalace May 8, 2014