Dooring is the practice of opening one's door into another parked vehicles side. Practiced mostly by older people, soccer moms and children, it damages the paint on the opposite cars finish. Dooring is a completely unnacepptable practice, and it is best to honk at the idiot next to you whose doing it to your car. An alternate form of dooring, is when an idiot in your own car, opens the door and scrapes off the paint when the door slides of the curb.
The death penalty is unacceptable in modern America, with the exception of people who practice dooring or vandalize other peoples vehicles.
by Mitch Riar January 15, 2007
Get the dooringmug. by Fucc A Slo6 April 24, 2007
Get the Doorsmug. A crap job that involves breaking into peoples' homes and offering them crap they don't want. This includes phony vacation offers, annoying election information, shady fundraisers, and fake IRS scams.
You possibly want to avoid these if you're on the defensive side. This is made especially worse if you're an entrepreneur, as you'll end up getting interrupted if you're in a meeting or on the phone with an important client. These people give offers of wanting you featured in their magazine or newspaper, selling you their college student app or coupon book, etc., just for the purpose of leeching cash from your wallet.
Is there a way to avoid these? Yes, just put up a no trespassing or soliciting sign.
You possibly want to avoid these if you're on the defensive side. This is made especially worse if you're an entrepreneur, as you'll end up getting interrupted if you're in a meeting or on the phone with an important client. These people give offers of wanting you featured in their magazine or newspaper, selling you their college student app or coupon book, etc., just for the purpose of leeching cash from your wallet.
Is there a way to avoid these? Yes, just put up a no trespassing or soliciting sign.
As soon I was about to leave to get pizza, I got interrupted by a door to door salesman about a stupid fundraiser. I told him to back off.
by The Real Driller January 1, 2023
Get the door to door salesmanmug. A term used in reference to time keeping, derived from the espression early doors. See also early barnes.
by Herman Dogg December 19, 2003
Get the doorsmug. To open the driver or passenger side of a vehicle while moving whith the intent to hit some unsuspecting pedestrian with it.
Pete: Hey ross, open your door and hit that bitch Cole Knowels with it.
Ross: Dumbass, you know my door dont open on the drivers side! I'll go around the block so you can hit him with your door.
Pete: Alright, I'll door that little fags' ass
Ross: Dumbass, you know my door dont open on the drivers side! I'll go around the block so you can hit him with your door.
Pete: Alright, I'll door that little fags' ass
by cyberchrist May 13, 2005
Get the dooredmug. by Dubiks December 25, 2018
Get the The doormug. While in college, many young men still choose to immerse themselves in such ill-advised subjects as Rimbaud, Nietzsche, black magic and American indian folklore. Most get over it; Morrison, unfortunately, inflicted his terminally adolescent talents on the wider-world. The consequences of which, included overblown screeds of pretentious pseudo-intellectual nonsense; such as "The End", and "The Crystal Ship", as well as puerile, spooky, pre-pubescent drivelry passed off as poetry. Plus, effectively; the invention of goth. Then he got fat and died.
Appalling fact: Jim Morrison of The Doors is widely believed by many to have suffered his fatal heart attack in Paris while masturbating in the bathtub.
by Kongamuse November 21, 2013
Get the The Doorsmug.