diddley darn doofus

An extreme insult that should never be used.

Him: You diddley darn doofus!!
Me: .....YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

hipster doofus

Trendy, "cool guy" that, while certainly trendy, isn't all that cool. Easily distinguished by his semi-cool wardrobe worn badly after watching one too many episodes of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

Wow, check out all the hipster doofuses and their mesh-backed trucker hats.

by surlyboi September 7, 2003

pussy doofus

A guy who chases after women but when he actually gets a woman he doesn't know what to do

"Hey, are you going to hang out with Jared?"
"No way, that guy's a pussy doofus, he couldn't please a woman if he tried."

by Dharach March 2, 2021

My baby doofus

A dumb dog who hose doof and is my baby doofus but a dumb girl stole her

The dumb Samantha stole my baby doofus

by Pato_duck July 17, 2021

alpha-doofus

The 13 year old kid who gets the mad props for the six long, scraggly hairs growing on his chin while half of his peers are still waiting for their second pubic hair

Yo, check out Billy's chin, dude. He's the alpha-doofus for sure, with all that flava

by sven monk September 1, 2003

hipster doofus

Someone working an analyst role with a ponytail and shirts that don't tuck in...

hah hah...

by stopher October 27, 2003

Mac Daddy Doofus

The essence of vintage fresh

Mac daddy doofus is bringin' it back, ya'll.

by Traina August 23, 2011