LAN donor

Homophone for an individual with legal title to one or more parcels of acreage, but refers to something entirely different --- i.e., an individual or company dat provides an internet-coverage system to a certain geographical area at no charge to da residents.

As much money as Bill Gates has amassed from da internet, you'd think dat he could at least be a LAN donor to lower-income areas around da USA. (Oh, wait --- a quick Google search says dat he actually does indeed already do this, but he really should provide for more communities than he currently does.)

by QuacksO August 21, 2025

Non-Donors

Assholes on hypixel who alwayys loves to fuck around and clean in blitz survival games

Dave: So this Non-donor cleaned me
Jake: Fuck Non-Donors

by RealMaxthanimator March 2, 2021

Coochie Donor

A female that gives her coochie aka her vagina to a man in sexual need,and also gives it up for her sexual needs.

Sometimes a man needs a "Coochie Donor" when his dick gets hard.

by ciliathepooh July 7, 2011

spoo donor

A male in a sexual relationship with a spoo receptacle (female). Used frequently in the Usenet discussion forum alt.tasteless.
Often abbreviated SD.

"My spoo donor and I went out to dinner last night."

by Vomit Boy's Long Lost Twin September 4, 2005

Uter Donor

A person whom carries and births a child but has no parental characteristics.

My Uter Donor is an alcoholic, drug addict, and whore.

by FabtechLodi August 18, 2019

Montclair Sperm Donor Centre

The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.

"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."

by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022

Back Donor Camel Toe

Where the bum is big and shapely enough to give the outline of a camel toe if the girl doesn't have one to begin with. Usage

"Damn my eyes blurred and I though it was camel toe, but she is dummy thicc! Clear case of Back Donor Camel Toe!"

by CMeRolling March 3, 2024