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Discount Nigger

When a black athlete gets in trouble and then gets hired back by the NFL at a reduced rate, due to his felony convictions.
I know Michael Vick is a good athlete, but we can hire that discount nigger for a lot less now since he has felony convictions.
by nothardatwork August 14, 2009
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Deptford discount

A Deptford discount is the acquisition for free of something that should cost money. It was originally made popular by the residents of the London suburb of Deptford.
Dave: Ey, Kev, what're you doin, the till's over there?
Kev(cramming pockets with postcards and other stuff): Shut up! They might notice! Anyway, I think it's free. so that means it is!
by Markymarkymark May 1, 2005
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dirty donnie discount

when you go into a retail store and pester the management till they knock the price down over 80%.
"I wanna speak to your manager, i'm looking to get the dirty donnie discount"!
by Spiderdude30 December 1, 2011
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discountent

Refers to the resentment or dissatisfaction that someone feels regarding a reduced payment, either because the person thinks that he should have been charged even less than the price that the seller agreed to, or he thinks that he should be getting/keeping more funds than he is being allowed in said transaction.
In the famous 1942 Basil Rathbone film "Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon", Pegleg displays extreme and bitter discountent when Holmes makes HIM pay Jack Brady the required five-pound "information-bribe" out of the ten that Holmes had already given Pegleg to bring Holmes to Jack's carpentry shop.
by QuacksO June 7, 2019
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buddy discount

When you knock the price off something your selling to a good friend
I was selling my old ford for $5000 but gave Chad a 2 grand buddy discount cuz I've known him since middle school
by cookielover69 December 1, 2015
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Like Discount Fish

Really easily.

Usually in the sense of buying a bluff, lie, etc. someone buying something "Like discount fish" means they bought it almost instantly, without a second thought or any sort of analysis.

The term references the fact that due to its high price, people will often buy discount fish almost instantly without any consideration of its quality or why it's on discount.
Dandyman: I may or may not have of lied to the local policía that in return for your capture, I would

give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fuckin' bought that?

Dandyman: Like discount fish.

Alucard: You cheeky dick-waffle!
by Dusk Ealain April 4, 2017
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