Texas Divorce

Usually involves a shovel and the back of her head.

Guns n' Roses song, "Used to love her" is a great example of a Texas divorce.

by Doodlebug September 1, 2006

Facebook Divorce

When your spouse deletes you as a friend on Facebook.

My wife saw the comments I made on Marissa's profile and Facebook divorced me.

by MLandry March 22, 2009

devotchka

Russian word meaning "girl" or "woman," made popular by the 1971 classic A Clockwork Orange, and the all female punk band (hence the name), The Devotchkas.

She was a fine looking young devotchka if I don't say so myself.

by TFS January 2, 2006

Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty)

An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.

Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."

That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).

by MintagedVortex January 10, 2011

divorce

from the latin meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.

by fairy nuff September 23, 2003

devotee

1. One who is ardently devoted to something; an enthusiast or advocate: a devotee of sports.
2. An ardent or fanatical adherent of a religion.

OMG she is such a Depeche Mode devotee, she has watched ALL of their concerts!

by angel2947 June 9, 2013

spenard divorce

When one kills one's spouse.

Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.

Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.

by kajoe August 28, 2006