Al Diver

To be looking at porn, sending it in emails to your co-workers and then get fired.

Dave: That bitch tommy Al Divered!
Joe: DAMN!!!! What a dumbf***

by ISmokeWeedInTHEGp May 25, 2011

Dumpster Diver

Someone who gets in/ around dupsters, picking up items to keep.

Guy: Hey I saw someone digging in the trash the other day.

Girl: I know; he was such a Dumpster Diver.

by Madmadness January 30, 2011

scuba diver

A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.

The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.

by jasom February 12, 2004

David Diver

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.

Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.

by SouthsideFlacko November 17, 2019

Mudd Diver

A person administering any sort of anal play.

> dude, did you get laid last night or what?

> oh totally!, she was a freak too, i had to become a mudd diver to please her!

by Bam 9 February 11, 2011

bunghole diver

The act of going balls deep into a strippers anal cavity while wearing full snorkeling gear while shouting out to the anti Christ

Dude so I totally gave this chick the bunghole diver last night, and the awkward part was when the cops showed up from a noise complaint

by Kstoops1991 December 11, 2015

Rug diver

One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.

Rug diver's are better than vacuum cleaners.

by Dewonmylily March 11, 2016