Dirty Curty

When you’re sucking on a girls titties and you cum on your stomach.

We didn’t fuck last night, but I did get a dirty curty.

by Definitley your Dad October 16, 2023

dirty spoon

When a dirty, coffee stained spoon is left outside of a room to indicate that aggressive penetrative anal sex is being performed inside.

We better not go in there. Ben has left a dirty spoon outside the door.

by Dirty_Spoon June 15, 2016

Dirty Sampson

A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake

Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..

Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.

by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017

Dirty Antwone

Someone who has a dick so big it can break a Continent in half. Someone who has legends told about his great enormous cock.

When a Beautiful Women heard that a Dirty Antwone was in he town she wanted to see the dirty Antwone and ride his BBC

by Stardad69 April 15, 2020

Dirty Swiffer

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia

Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"

by Lex triple x February 28, 2016

Dirty Pulloff

Disgusting variation of the regular pulloff, aka toss, wank, jerk, etc., but involving dirty hands. Usually, but not always, done to an unsuspecting victim.

Craig got way too drunk on a Sunday morning drinking bottomless mimosas. He was horny, but his girlfriend Kristine wouldn't let him fuck her and kicked him out of the house. He passed out in the local park and woke up with his pants undone getting a a dirty pulloff from some homeless man.

by prawncutlet August 25, 2017

Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.

Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.

by boxandthefuzz May 7, 2017