Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given

The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)

There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).

by Andj87 May 19, 2016

disnification

The act of making something so safe and kid-friendly that it becomes boring and unattractive.

I can't believe it. There's all sorts of disnification going on all over this theme park. Well, at least they'll get a lot of money from disney parents now.

by the dirty liberal July 31, 2009

disinjectant

1. disinfectant injection

2. a sarcastic suggestion by a US President to cure Covid-19 patients

Trump: It sounds interesting to me.
Reporter: Mr. President, bleach as a disinjectant or cure for Covid-19 is extremely lethal.
Trump: But it does kill, it would kill it.

by timlight April 24, 2020

disingenuous

Karl Smith. See also insincere.

You're doing very well! No really, good job, you're doing well!

by Marshall Bjerke November 30, 2004

disingenious

Expertly produced ideas or plans, that are profoundly self-defeating. (Please do not confuse this with disingenuous.)

Alan Greenspan's seemingly brilliant attempts to prop up the market were disingenious at best.

by Creepy Gnome October 21, 2009

disnillusionment

1, noun. The painful and often lethargic process of disillusionment and disenchantment that occurs as a girl begins to realize that the romantic relationships she encounters in her life have not, do not, and will not ever reflect anything and everything she learned about romance from Disney movies.

2, noun. The phase that occurs after the initial honeymoon period has waned and before the breakup occurs.

At first I was lost in twitterpation and thought he was a total prince charming, but after he started deliberately farting in front of me and flirting with the movie rental girl I fell into a state of disnillusionment.

I bear stearned hard on that guy once the disnillusion hit.

by la meillure que tu pouvais avoir April 15, 2008

disinfectant drink

US President Trump's sarcastic suggestion of using a lethal anti-coronavirus syrup or liquid solution

Official aide: WTF, disinfectants are for surfaces!
Trump: FYI, giving those Covid-19 patients a disinfectant drink or injection was a joke. But it would kill coronavirus instantly.

by timlight April 24, 2020