disnillusionment

1, noun. The painful and often lethargic process of disillusionment and disenchantment that occurs as a girl begins to realize that the romantic relationships she encounters in her life have not, do not, and will not ever reflect anything and everything she learned about romance from Disney movies.

2, noun. The phase that occurs after the initial honeymoon period has waned and before the breakup occurs.

At first I was lost in twitterpation and thought he was a total prince charming, but after he started deliberately farting in front of me and flirting with the movie rental girl I fell into a state of disnillusionment.

I bear stearned hard on that guy once the disnillusion hit.

disnillusionment by la meillure que tu pouvais avoir April 15, 2008

Kanye disillusionment syndrome 

Kanye disillusionment syndrome us the belief that all of rapper/singer/producer Kanye Wests music is bad or unfavorable because he has had some bad takes.

"Damn dude Gold Digger, Bound 2, POWER, Stronger, 'friends' in Paris, all trash!"

"Nah homie you just got that Kanye disillusionment syndrome"

Kanye disillusionment syndrome by Drewscoob February 26, 2021

disillusionment 

Most people have illusions abouts sth but when they are disillusioned their illusions go away and they see things as they really are. Dark and ugly.

The disillusionment of pakistani people with their status quo politicians is probably complete although not so with their military.

disillusionment by tauseef31 November 24, 2011

Prime Disillusionment Syndrome

Noun,
/prīm disəˈlo͞oZHənmənt ˈsinˌdrōm/

When someone refuses in spite of obvious and irrefutable evidence that Priming does not positively effect the matchmaking time of online games.

Boy's, I think we need to talk, I'm really concerned about JZ. Last night we repeatedly entered games with extreme ease with the help of priming. I think he may be suffering from Prime Disillusionment Syndrome, he may need professional help.

Prime Disillusionment Syndrome by KRENDLE December 1, 2021

Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment

The moment when that cute thing you type online sounds dumb when you say it out loud in real life. Like when you actually say "sneks" out loud.

"Hey, come check out this reddit for sneks."
"For what?"
"For sne-... Never mind I just realized this is stupid and a waste of everyone's time. "
"You just had Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment didn't you"
"Yeah, it hurts a little."

Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment by Dr. Kissinger July 6, 2017

Disillusionment 

That one night of drunkenness wherein you find out (by accident, serendipity, or some twist of fate) that your girl friends don't exactly think you're as pretty as you think you are.

Girl: Who's prettier, Jane or me???
Friend: (pauses) You know how when someone is SO evil that even though they're really pretty they like, not look so pretty anymore? I think Jane's like that..

And that, folks, is Disillusionment.

Disillusionment by catfight12 January 4, 2009

post-graduation disillusionment 

Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.

My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!

post-graduation disillusionment by QuacksO March 18, 2019