Teenage Disaster 

Best spider gang member with the biggest meatiest biceps of the group

Person 1: I wonder what teenage disaster is doing rn
Person 2: he's probably lifting cars and seeing how far he can throw them

Teenage Disaster by czechyourpockets February 10, 2021

Alabaster Disaster 

When a group of white kids attempt to form a rap group and perform horrifically

"Yo did you get a glimpse of that alabaster disaster that played at the youth center this weekend"

Alabaster Disaster by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009

Happy Disaster 

A Happy Disaster is when You take a shit and do not flush. Leaving it for the discovery of a good friend.

I was at my buddys house for some mexican food after I ate I left him with a Happy Disaster.

Happy Disaster by Tbagmartin April 15, 2010

beautiful disaster 

A girl who is very beautiful on the outside but on the inside is a tangled mess

You make me a beautiful disaster

beautiful disaster by XlovethelifeyouliveX February 14, 2010

Hipster Disaster 

When some type of hipster activity goes terribly wrong. An epic fail in the hipster lifestyle.

Hipster Disaster on the way to work my chain fell off my fixie.

I had a major Hipster Disaster this morning, the line for my morning latte was a block long.

The barista at the Blue Bottle got his beard stuck in the latte foamer, total Hipster Disaster.

Hipster Disaster by sveesible August 31, 2012

natural disaster genocide 

When a natural disaster wipes out huge numbers of a populace whether it be in a town, city, state/province even a country, one could consider it to be a natural disaster genocide.

While genocide is often described in definition to be deliberate, it is the connotation of the word that brings about the definition of natural disaster genocide.

Earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, droughts & floods are some of the most popular forms of natural disasters that often yield high casualty rates.

Haiti was a natural disaster genocide, an earthquake affected over one third of the country killing and displacing thousands.

natural disaster genocide by Byron The Bomb January 15, 2010

One fart away from a disaster 

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.

Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.

One fart away from a disaster by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010