Directioners, are a special type of boy band fan. They are completely dedicated to the boy band One Direction. It is easy to spot a true directioner as they understand inside jokes, quote One Direction phrases and will go into insane at the mention of there name. You will also find Directions start a conversation with 'VAS HAPPENIN'.
by Pheeebs January 17, 2012
"So Directioners...we're clowning again?"
by im_a_bit_loco July 23, 2020
If you're a Directioner, you're probably a tumblr girl with so such swag it just might hurt.
Seriously, Directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch people's bums on Wednesday.
We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. Eat carrots every chance we get. Remember that.
WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE.
Cats (pussy's) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?!
Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you don't know, you never will)
Basically.
HORAN THE WORLD?!
CURLS.
Seriously, Directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch people's bums on Wednesday.
We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. Eat carrots every chance we get. Remember that.
WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE.
Cats (pussy's) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?!
Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you don't know, you never will)
Basically.
HORAN THE WORLD?!
CURLS.
by dimpslikeharry October 17, 2011
A new One Direction fan that started liking them in March. They don't understand the inside jokes and says mean things about Niall's teeth. They don't understand the concept of Jimmy protesting NO and they like them for their looks.
Girl A- Do you like One Direction?
Girl B- Yes I am the biggest Directionator ever!!
Girl A- NO, Jimmy protested!
Girl B- What?
Girl B- Yes I am the biggest Directionator ever!!
Girl A- NO, Jimmy protested!
Girl B- What?
by feedtherainbow June 11, 2012
Directionator should mean that , you're a fake fan, and only care about their looks and drop them when they fall.
If a Directionator found out Harry & Caroline were dating they would suddenly hate them and act like their not their fan, but as soon as a big hype about One Direction comes, they will be all over them and act like they were real fans.
by StylesFreaks January 28, 2012
A person, usually a teenage girl who is obsessed with the British boy band, One Direction. They often go on Tumblr for hours a day reposting .gifs about the band and stick true to them no matter what. They're super biased toward One Direction.
They will go after you if you insult their band, and thus you are labeled a "Directionator", a fan who’s just discovered the band. If you can’t name all the band members or spell their names correctly, you’re a Directionator. If you think that Louis really likes women who like carrots, or if you somehow think that Liam likes spoons, then you are a Directionator.
They will go after you if you insult their band, and thus you are labeled a "Directionator", a fan who’s just discovered the band. If you can’t name all the band members or spell their names correctly, you’re a Directionator. If you think that Louis really likes women who like carrots, or if you somehow think that Liam likes spoons, then you are a Directionator.
Typical Directioner:
How many likes? OMG IT'S A NEW PIC OF ZAYN! OMG I'm totally gonna reshare this photo of Liam on Tumblr OMG I'm gonna curl my hair because Harry's hair is curly.
*types* OMG 1D ashjfdhjfvashjkdfbhjsdavkjhdsvjhfslhfoyukehjsavdhjghaldskjfsgahfjslfhs;aflasjd;lfaeusi
How many likes? OMG IT'S A NEW PIC OF ZAYN! OMG I'm totally gonna reshare this photo of Liam on Tumblr OMG I'm gonna curl my hair because Harry's hair is curly.
*types* OMG 1D ashjfdhjfvashjkdfbhjsdavkjhdsvjhfslhfoyukehjsavdhjghaldskjfsgahfjslfhs;aflasjd;lfaeusi
by Anon255 March 06, 2013
The kind of person you want to hit with an axe. Pretty much.
These girls try to fit in with us, but it won't ever work. They probably will only like Harry because he gets solos and hate everyone else. They'll try to fit in, but they won't get any of our inside jokes, or know who the fuck were talking about. They only know WMYB and think they're so dedicated. They think they know shit, but really they're irrelevant and deserve a banana in the face.
They don't know Danielle, Eleanor, Perrie, Uncle Simon, Cher,Ed,Savan, The Tomo, Barry, Hughey, Ian, Wayne, and Kyle, Larry Stylinson, US One Direction.
They wont get SUPEERRMMANN, spoons, cats, Larry Stylinson, how much Australia means to us, PEW PEW, Nandos, football, DJ Malik, Carrots, IM A SONG, energy juice,fungi jokes, mirrors, turtles, or July 24th at 8:22 pm will just be another time for them. Nope .
And the sad thing is, we deal with it.
These girls try to fit in with us, but it won't ever work. They probably will only like Harry because he gets solos and hate everyone else. They'll try to fit in, but they won't get any of our inside jokes, or know who the fuck were talking about. They only know WMYB and think they're so dedicated. They think they know shit, but really they're irrelevant and deserve a banana in the face.
They don't know Danielle, Eleanor, Perrie, Uncle Simon, Cher,Ed,Savan, The Tomo, Barry, Hughey, Ian, Wayne, and Kyle, Larry Stylinson, US One Direction.
They wont get SUPEERRMMANN, spoons, cats, Larry Stylinson, how much Australia means to us, PEW PEW, Nandos, football, DJ Malik, Carrots, IM A SONG, energy juice,fungi jokes, mirrors, turtles, or July 24th at 8:22 pm will just be another time for them. Nope .
And the sad thing is, we deal with it.
"OMG ZAYNE IS SMOKIN IM GON TWEET HIM TO STOP OMFGZZZ Y DIDN'T ANYONE THUNK OF DAT?!?!"
" OH GUIZE SHUDD UP DIS MY SONG................................................THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!"
"OMIGOD I HATEZ DANIELLE AND ELENOR THEY STOLE MY MAAAANNNNNNNNN!"
"OMIGOD NAILL CAN JUST LEAVE THE BAND"
"OMIGOD I HATE DIRECTIONATORS THEY PROBABLY THINK LOUIS IS PRONOUNCED LEWIS LAWLZZ"
and btw my babeh Nialler is actually perfect in every aspect of life.
LH2BH BITCHES
" OH GUIZE SHUDD UP DIS MY SONG................................................THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!"
"OMIGOD I HATEZ DANIELLE AND ELENOR THEY STOLE MY MAAAANNNNNNNNN!"
"OMIGOD NAILL CAN JUST LEAVE THE BAND"
"OMIGOD I HATE DIRECTIONATORS THEY PROBABLY THINK LOUIS IS PRONOUNCED LEWIS LAWLZZ"
and btw my babeh Nialler is actually perfect in every aspect of life.
LH2BH BITCHES
by liamsbabeh April 30, 2012