On the differential

A phrase indicating indifference or lack of interest in something.

1) Person 1: "Hey, man, you been playing any basketball recently?"

Person 2: "Eh, not really. It's on the differential."

2) Jim: "Feeling like going to the pub tonight?"

John: "Meh, I dunno. It's on the differential."

by teriyakijockey April 7, 2013

Difference between Sausage and Hot dog

While hot dogs are considered as a type of sausage, hotdogs are cooked through boiled water and steam. Sausages are cooked on a grill

Difference between sausage and hot dog: The hotdog was soft while the sausage was more crisp.

by logixlanguage October 26, 2017

the difference between you're and your

Your is a possession, and you're means you are, you idiot.

YOU'RE a dumb skunt because YOUR grammar is horrid, just like YOUR face
Wow I'm so glad I know the difference between you're and your!

by Ur fucking face February 10, 2015

Differentiate

Something I'm not good at

I genuinely can't differentiate between slights and compliments. My bad. I think it's a tone thing. Am I being mocked? I have no idea. I'm so completely socially inept I cannot tell whether or not someone is on my side or hates my guts.

by Hym Iam April 4, 2022

The difference

I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOSTILE AND NON-HOSTILE WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT AND I DONT HAVE ACCESS TO THE THING THAT ALLOWS YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haaa... Haaa... Haaa..."

Hym "What's the matter with you?"

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... Haaa... I think I'm... Haa... Having a panic attack... Haa..."

Hym"WHAT!? ARE WE GOING TO DIE!? 😱" *Starts running around in circles* "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! YOU'RE GOING TO STROKE OUT AND WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... You're not... Helping..."

Hym "Why is this happening!?"

Iam *breathing heavily* "I'm just freaking out... Haa... I don't think they know that I can't tell the difference between hostile and non-hostile... Haa... And every time they do that it triggers a stress response... Haa... Either that or they don't care... Haa... In which case, they what that to happen... Haa... I don't know what to do about this... We... We need to do something about this... Haa... Haa... Shit, this is not good..."

Hym "AAAAHHHHHH!!! SHIT! WHAT DO WE DO!? WHAT DO WE DO!?" 😱 *running around in circles* "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Iam "THAT ISN'T HELPING! Haa... Ha..."

Hym 😱 *running around in circles* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

Iam *Breathing heavily* "Haa... Haa... Let's just go. Let's go. We'll be find... We... just have to take our mind off it..."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

split the difference

When ones g-string divides shit (or diarrhea) into two separate bodies.

I will never take off my favorite g-string. I will split the difference from now on.

by ideasnshit October 6, 2010

difference between attacking people and problems

in our modern soc-med world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart.

the main reason the 2016 campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious was that both presidential nominees didn't know, or didn't bother to learn, the difference between attacking people and problems.

by Sexydimma October 1, 2018