Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men

I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.

by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021

The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024

The Diddler

A meme-inspired nickname for Sean “Diddy” Combs, playing off the allegations tied to his controversial Freak Off Parties. The term pokes fun at his alleged involvement in shady, secretive activities and is often used online when referencing his rumored parties or questionable behavior in a tongue-in-cheek manner.

“Every time ‘The Diddler’ trends, you know something wild is about to surface.”

by IRSAgents October 6, 2024

Diddler

The person who hosts the party and does Sexual Assault to the party members.

"Yo, is he a diddler?" "Yea, he's weird as fuck."

by verybrainrotterlelelolol December 16, 2024

Dorchester Diddler

A Peeping Tom making the residents of Dorchester Hall shower with their clothes on.

A: "Hey did you hear about the Dorchester Diddler?"
B: "Yeah. If I ever see him, I'm gonna charge at him naked."
A: "But wouldn't he like that?"
B: "Shoot."

by VoyeurViper September 16, 2025

doggie diddler

A person who sodomizes a dog.

That doggie diddler is a suck motherfucker!!

by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025

Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025