dick

1. a measurement of speed, varying from slow to fast depending on the context of its use.
2. a derogatory term for someone who is not of your liking, someone who thinks of themselves as better than everyone else, and/or suffers from Illusory superiority.
3. as a given name, Dick is a diminutive form of Richard
4. a biological feature of male animals including both vertebrates and invertebrates.

5. a reproductive, intromittent organ that additionally serves as the urinal duct in placental mammals.
I shoved my dick into Courtney last night.
by TheNotADick January 23, 2011
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That's Dick

an exclamation when one finds something stupid or unfair.
Guy 1: "Man, I can't watch the season premiere of 24 because I have to go to a gay chorus concert."

Guy 2: "That's dick!"
by H2Hat June 26, 2006
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Dicks

Are on average about 6 inches. Now can we please move on as a culture?
"YO my dicks like 12 inches"

"Dude.... let us be real here..."
by Brackers21 October 30, 2011
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dick

1.a penis (N)
2. to waste time (V)
3. a bastard
Quit dicking around and gimme your dick, you dick!
by nappyafrochik April 05, 2003
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dick

A dick is what I use for sexual pleasure! I get a guy with a big dick, the bigger the better. He pulls his pants down and let's me suck his huge dick, also known as a blowjob. After he gets enough if that, he starts to rub and lick my pussy. After I start to cum loads of cum, we both start fucking. He sticks his dick up my pussy and goes in and out. He goes as fast a race car in a race. We both start to moan because of the good feeling. He starts to cum. Then he takes his dick out of my pussy and puts it up my ass. He does the same thing with my pussy. In and out and really fast. after we both have an orgasm, He starts to eat my pussy. Then I give him another blowjob. Then we put our clothes on, he gives me money and then he leaves. After that, another guy come in and we start it all over :)
dick, a dick enlcosed, become a dick outside and in my pussyyyy
He sticks his dick up my pussy for sexual sensation!

dick is now dick
by dickinmypussy:) October 09, 2008
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