dickbeard

noun.

A person that gargles a man's balls with said man's penis resting on their chin (hence dickbeard), their nose is typically buried in the man's asshole.

verb.

The act of giving a dickbeard.

n. Thanks for the dickbeard Jimmy.

v. Jimmy is dickbearding John.

by deags2k September 7, 2023

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Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.

Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

by anonymous December 8, 2023

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Dickclaration of Pussypendence

The right to say NO to any types of sensual/sexual interaction and not give into peer pressure.

Megan: “The Dickclaration of Pussypendence states, ‘When engaged in intercourse or the like, each party reserves the right to dissolve the union at any time.’"

Toni: “What?”

Megan: “Baby, you always have the choice not to hook-up.”

Toni: “ Oh! Thanks, Meg.”

by redbirds003 August 13, 2024

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