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I looked up the word dictionary in my dictionary and it said "Get a life"
dictionary by MISS DICTIONARY March 3, 2009

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Your an asshole
are you seriously this stupid to look up dictionary in a dictionary
dictionary by butterbuiscet March 29, 2009

dictionary 

A place to find the meaning of words./ of A hole in your pants.
dictionary by dbowney November 16, 2002

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What you're looking at, dumbass. Now get your fat, lazy ass off the computer and go waste your life somewhere else. Go ahead, look up the definition of definition retard, see what I care :/
Whoever looks up dictionary mustve been screwed in the ear.

Dictionary 

this is a Dictionary you RETARD!!!!!
Dictionary by J-J-J-JILES November 15, 2010

Dictionary 

A tool one may use if they need to know the definition or meaning of a word.

They usually use the very word you are trying to look up in the definition, OR in other cases, give you a whole other word you do not know so that you are forced to go on a wild goose chase to understand said words. After the hunt, you must then piece the parts together like a puzzle and rewrite it into a proper definition.

However, Most of the time, you still have no idea what the fuck they were trying to say OR the definition you put together using their clues end up completely wrong. There are very few dictionary's available that actually GIVE you the definition you are looking for.

There are many forms of dictionaries. There's Book form's, as well as Electronic dictionaries that can be found on handheld devices. There are also many Online dictionaries available within this modern age. Many of these online dictionaries allow anyone to edit entries and update definitions, leading to the definitions being always up-to-date and ALWAYS ACCURATE BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERNET
Emerging: To Emerge *you look up emerge* Please see Emerging on page xx.

retrospect: 1) To be archaic *you dont know what archaic means so you look it up* Archaic: 1) To be antiquated. *You ask yourself WTF IS ANTIQUATED!?? so u look it up* Antiquated: 1) Obsolete 2) Advanced in Age. *oh ok i know what that means lets put this together now...the sentence was "In Retrospect, carrying the alligators by hand was not the best plan."...ok so lets see...In...obs....adv....old?...um...in...archa...no that cant be right...um...in...wtf?...FK U U FKN DICTIONARY*

*rage*
Dictionary by msvpnin2d April 20, 2011