Denmark is the best country in the world to live in, hence the excessive amount of swedes wandering the streets of Copenhagen, hoping to get a voucher for free citizenship if they buy enough Tuborg or Carlsberg(danish beer).
The northern territories are occupied by drunk norwegians, and faraoese people, of whom the majority drinks Elefant Oel(Beer with high alcohol procent).
Contrary to popular belief, danish people never really visit the other countries in Scandinavia(no, Finland is not a part of Scandinavia, but danes don't go there either - the only thing you can get in Finland of better quality than in De mark is moose brothels), as they have no reason to, simply because their country is superior and they're afraid of being raped by swedish gays(which is 87% of the swedish population. October 2006 census)
Denmark consists of Jylland(Jutland) and the 2 islands Fyn(Funen) and Sjaelland(Zealand). Copenhagen is located on the latter.
Funen is widely considered to be the weirdest place in Denmark, and is only visited when absolutely necessary, for example when going from Sjaelland to the mainland peninusla of Jylland.
The northern territories are occupied by drunk norwegians, and faraoese people, of whom the majority drinks Elefant Oel(Beer with high alcohol procent).
Contrary to popular belief, danish people never really visit the other countries in Scandinavia(no, Finland is not a part of Scandinavia, but danes don't go there either - the only thing you can get in Finland of better quality than in De mark is moose brothels), as they have no reason to, simply because their country is superior and they're afraid of being raped by swedish gays(which is 87% of the swedish population. October 2006 census)
Denmark consists of Jylland(Jutland) and the 2 islands Fyn(Funen) and Sjaelland(Zealand). Copenhagen is located on the latter.
Funen is widely considered to be the weirdest place in Denmark, and is only visited when absolutely necessary, for example when going from Sjaelland to the mainland peninusla of Jylland.
Dane(in Sweden): Hey I'm danish!
Gang of swedish faggots(always seen with blue and yellow colors painted in their heads, often mistaken for the colors of their flag, but really it's because they're fans of the danish football team Broendby IF which is(by many danes) considered the biggest faggot team in the danish league, hence the massive amount of negative songs about them): GET HIM BOYS !!!
Dane: GET OFF MY PANTS!!! NOoroarARARgarargAR
Example 2:
Scene: Roskilde Festival(biggest music festival in Northern Europe, held once a year during summer in the danish city of Roskilde on Sjaelland)
Drunk swede: I'm swedish yay lets fuck and listen to rave music!! YEYAY
Danes: You WERE swedish (looking at blue and yellow corpse with an abstractively big rectal entrance, probably caused by sexual assault on a moose)
That's Denmark :)
Gang of swedish faggots(always seen with blue and yellow colors painted in their heads, often mistaken for the colors of their flag, but really it's because they're fans of the danish football team Broendby IF which is(by many danes) considered the biggest faggot team in the danish league, hence the massive amount of negative songs about them): GET HIM BOYS !!!
Dane: GET OFF MY PANTS!!! NOoroarARARgarargAR
Example 2:
Scene: Roskilde Festival(biggest music festival in Northern Europe, held once a year during summer in the danish city of Roskilde on Sjaelland)
Drunk swede: I'm swedish yay lets fuck and listen to rave music!! YEYAY
Danes: You WERE swedish (looking at blue and yellow corpse with an abstractively big rectal entrance, probably caused by sexual assault on a moose)
That's Denmark :)
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Codeword for having sex so other attentive listeners do not catch on to the underlying message of the conversation. Other destinations can be used instead of Denmark to symbolise different sexual activities such as Canada or London (Foreplay and kissing respectively). A person can also be taken to Denmark unwillingly in which case it can be expressed as 'getting kidnapped to Denmark'.
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Although the concept of demanding a recount has been around for the while, the phrase "I demand a recount" was popularized as a meme following the Bush v. Gore case for the 2000 election for the U.S. presidency.
Although the concept of demanding a recount has been around for the while, the phrase "I demand a recount" was popularized as a meme following the Bush v. Gore case for the 2000 election for the U.S. presidency.
Due to the ballot counting controversy surrounding Florida state's miscounts of votes (at this point Florida's electoral votes were the deciding factor of the Presidency), the U.S. Supreme court got involved, and decided by a slim 5-4 majority to cancel the Florida re-recount, as it was not likely to meet the safe harbor deadline requirements.
"I demand a recount!" was popularized as a display of indignant resistance thereafter, as many people (both state officials and regular citizens) criticized the Supreme Court's decision, requesting that for a recount not to be done would be bad form at best, and critically unconstitutional at worst.
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