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Deacon

A small person who says is strong but is extremely weak and acts like the small dick he has. He doesn't have that many friends because he can be easily overlooked. The only way he can be noticed is if a person is smart enough to acknowledge the small importances in life. He mentions that he can beat anyone (but let's face it, a 5-feet person against a 6-8 feet person, who would you think would win.) and doesn't use his brain at all which makes him an idiot.
person: oh hey i didn't notice that small kid over there
other person: his name is Deacon apparently
person: is he still in 1st grade?
other person: probably
by CheekyScrubLord999 June 3, 2018
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Fat ugly child, shit at league and everything else he does. Smells like i goomba and loves to pound his hairy chest. He loves sitting in the back of the class pocket wank to teachers.
by BLACKBOBI February 18, 2019
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He acts like deacon.
by Snap circuits May 18, 2019
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Deacon is one of the best mates you'll get. But sometimes he can be a bit of a cunt and pisses you off. But not once will he let you down and will always be there for you. Even though he can be a bit annoyinng and stingy he's still a great mate. Somehow gets every chick ever
"Deacon bro, appreciate you geeh."
"Oi Deacon, take a drag"
by eshdogz July 29, 2019
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Deacon is a naturally funny pal. He may seem like an F-boy at first, but is you get to know him, he's a total bro. Makes you laugh, very trustworthy and genuinely nice. Your lucky if you have a Deacon in your life :)
Girl: omg let's go out on Saturday but me and you ;)
Deacon: sorry! I'll be too busy hangin' with my bros
by A friend of a guy named Deacon October 27, 2019
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A whit gay douchebag... He will cheat on you multiple times.. Don't ever trust a deacon cuz he will post about your darkest secrets.. He can't throw it back. Thrusts horribly. Claims he's a child of God but says Nigga every day. Is always horny, don't pick up his phone and open it, it will most likely be porn.
Danielle: Look who's that weird kid?

Freddy: That's Deacon, he's a douchebag.

Danielle: Ohhhh, I heard he cheated on Whitney 10 times last week. What a hoe.
by Bobdabuilder2.0 April 16, 2020
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Not as cool as everyone makes him seem
Oh deacon?̶ Yeah he’s alright
by FreakinMarley April 28, 2020
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