dishwasher delivery

verb. Excuse given when you cant come into work because you have a job interview or you are meeting a hot Asian girl.

Dustin will be late going to the office because he has a dishwasher delivery.

by TheDude2000 June 25, 2012

Pizza Tower: Special Delivery+

Its the greatest Pizza Tower mod ever. Like really great. Very very great. I dont have to explain more, its just a great pizza tower mod.

Person A: yo dude check it out its Pizza Tower: Special Delivery+
Person B: holy shit dude, thats so hot. lets kiss
Person A: yeah sure

by zigissocool September 23, 2023

deriverize

verb
1: the take the derivative of
syn: derivate

Deriverize this function.

by CommunistDew August 24, 2004

Messy Delivery

The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜

(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?

(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery

(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life

by A.D. Khaled June 28, 2015

delivering pizza

Working an unskilled (or less skilled) job to make ends meet or because you are unable to get work in your career. (Any job less prestigious than your career counts, but it must be a non-career job.)

He's having a hard time finding work as an engineer so he's delivering pizza.

I hear your husband is out of work. Is he delivering pizza?

I teach high school, but to make ends meet I also deliver pizza.

by tFool2 November 30, 2010

deliverable

Lame-ass consultant speak typically used by Accenture and Deloitte employees to refer to a document that is submitted to a client.

"Mike, did you submit that deliverable to IBM last week, ya jerk?"

by Some Consultant April 20, 2004

Left on delivered

Worse than being left on opened on Snapchat

Jacob hasn’t snapped me back on Snapchat ! He didn’t even open the snap ! I can’t believe I just got left on delivered!

by left on delivered girl June 6, 2022