Thomas Delay

Former House Majority Leader; A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Thomas Delay says:
I do HJ's and political favors. I'll tug you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

by Dungheap June 1, 2006

Human Rain Delay

An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something they just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.

Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...

by 910 January 11, 2009

Tom DeLay

An evil bastard who preaches his moronic fear-breeding Christian Conservatism the same way that Hitler preached anti-Semitism. If Tom DeLay becomes president, he probably will make concentration camps for liberals.

How bout job placement for DeLay? PUt him to work in a nursing home will he will spend the rest of his life wiping old people's assholes

And the award for world's greatest asshole...

TOM DELAY

by I Hate Conformists April 30, 2005

Delacave

a person with a face resembling a vagina, with pubic hair on his head resembling a coiff.

You fucking delacave, you raped my cat.

by peter cuminmyear May 27, 2006

delays

Ace rock band from Southampton. Responsible for songs such as 'Nearer Than Heaven' and 'Hey Girl'. Gonna be huge!!

threw your Lego in the lake.....

by George Baker February 11, 2004

delayed

someone who is slow to grasp new ideas and thought patterns. another way of saying retarded.

oh dude, you're SO delayed.

by jason+carissa May 14, 2003

Delacey

Delaceys are extremely beautiful but feel the exact opposite. They’re bad at taking compliments and will probably change the subject. One of the funniest people you will ever meet. A little stupid tbh. Can be bitchy but only when provoked. Their comeback game is pretty gnarly

Guy: that Delacey girl is hot

by Thepipinghotteasir January 13, 2019