Deez nuts

ha got em!

Guy: "Something in the mail today."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy: "Deez nuts!"

by jimmer346 June 17, 2015

deez nuts

a dick that girls lick

lick deez nuts

by ihatelife123 February 26, 2022

deez nutting

the verb for making a deez nuts joke

can be used to express

deez nutted - past tense

"i keep deez nutting her and she falls for it everytime!"
"i got deez nutted around 20 times today."
"stop deez nutting me!"

by fartslayer33 June 29, 2021

Deez nuts

It’s a man’s most precious thing.

I like deez nuts

by IT’S CORN🌽 February 26, 2023

deez nuts

Another word for penis, male genitalia. Most commonly used in jokes.

Hey, do you like pudding?
what kind?
Any.
Uhh…yeah!
Pudding deez nuts in your mouth
fuck you, greg.

by urmomsbussy July 18, 2021

deez nuts

A meme/joke to pull on your friends which consistists of someone doing an action with your balls.

Person 1: Btw, what's your favourite pokemon? Mines is Gulpin.
Person 2: Gulpin?
Person 1: Gulpin deez nuts!

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022

deez nuts

a guys part but another name for it.

guess what came in the mail today ....... deez nuts .. got em

by meow loser August 27, 2016