Venereal Darwinism

When the STD you already posses overpowers and defeats those of the STD that you've contracted from your latest conquest.

Ryneaux: Dude, aren't you worried about hooking up with that chick raw-dog? I hear she's got the herp!

Mocha: Naw, its gravy. I've already got AIDS, its like Rock vs. Scissors. Venereal Darwinism dude. The strongest survives inside.

by The Mocha November 27, 2012

Darwin Document

An always evolving, breathing, editable and constantly changing document.

Jenny: Oh hey, is that the final version of the tech spec?

Joe: No, there is no final version. This is a DARWIN Document.

Jenny: Oh? Why do you call it a Darwin document?

Joe: Cause that fucker's always evolving.

by mrteacher August 27, 2013

darwin jackson

Name of a person (tool) used to remove herpes from the anal glands of homosexual monkeys.

My herpes are flaring up again, call the herpe man Darwin Jackson

by Crossedup February 28, 2019

Darwin Special

Someone born with the ability to constantly do things that end up hurting themselves.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.

I called the cable company to report my neighbor for stealing my cable,and ended up in jail myself for an old warrant.I'm self-nominated for a Darwin Special.

by GoneSouth02 April 3, 2013

Darwin Trap

1. A Darwin Trap is an obvious -hazard with appropriate signage -that can be avoided easily, causing no harm or inconvenience and yet somehow, some poor idiot inevitably gets trapped, hurt, killed, or maimed by the aforementioned obstacle, complementing Darwin's theory of evolution "only the strong survive"

2. A social economic state in which Business needs constant constant growth to appease stockholders, which inevitably screws up the economy because there is only so much business market to go around.

A manhole with no cover surrounded by barricades, flashing lights, and danger signs indicating there is a danger, an obvious Darwin Trap. Well cautioned Idiot gets stuck, hurt or killed from entering the "no fly zone", usually making the local 8'oclock news.

by Fukn Meat Head April 21, 2013

Darwin Award

An award that commemorates Charles Darwin by giving it to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way.

‘Did you hear about the guy who got thrown from his car after he crashed it whilst spanking it?’

‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron’

by DarwinDipshit December 26, 2018

Darwin Event

An epically idiotic event/series of deaths caused by epically idiotic person(s)

7 people drowned yesterday when there was a hurricane on the way, even though people were screaming at them to get out.

Person 2: That, my friend, is a Darwin event

by MissyMayhem October 10, 2008