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Darwin Document

An always evolving, breathing, editable and constantly changing document.
Jenny: Oh hey, is that the final version of the tech spec?

Joe: No, there is no final version. This is a DARWIN Document.

Jenny: Oh? Why do you call it a Darwin document?

Joe: Cause that fucker's always evolving.
by mrteacher August 27, 2013
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Venereal Darwinism

When the STD you already posses overpowers and defeats those of the STD that you've contracted from your latest conquest.
Ryneaux: Dude, aren't you worried about hooking up with that chick raw-dog? I hear she's got the herp!

Mocha: Naw, its gravy. I've already got AIDS, its like Rock vs. Scissors. Venereal Darwinism dude. The strongest survives inside.
by The Mocha November 27, 2012
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darwin jackson

Name of a person (tool) used to remove herpes from the anal glands of homosexual monkeys.
My herpes are flaring up again, call the herpe man Darwin Jackson
by Crossedup February 28, 2019
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Darwin Award

An award that commemorates Charles Darwin by giving it to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way.
‘Did you hear about the guy who got thrown from his car after he crashed it whilst spanking it?’

‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron
by DarwinDipshit December 26, 2018
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Viral Darwinism

Natural selection as observed by Charles Darwin; the survival of those who can comprehend the nature of a virus.
'The "protesters" are proudly hastening their own extinction', she thought, as they chanted the name of their ignorant leader. 'Many of them will die in a fog of pure Viral Darwinism.'
by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2020
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Darwin Trap

1. A Darwin Trap is an obvious -hazard with appropriate signage -that can be avoided easily, causing no harm or inconvenience and yet somehow, some poor idiot inevitably gets trapped, hurt, killed, or maimed by the aforementioned obstacle, complementing Darwin's theory of evolution "only the strong survive"

2. A social economic state in which Business needs constant constant growth to appease stockholders, which inevitably screws up the economy because there is only so much business market to go around.
A manhole with no cover surrounded by barricades, flashing lights, and danger signs indicating there is a danger, an obvious Darwin Trap. Well cautioned Idiot gets stuck, hurt or killed from entering the "no fly zone", usually making the local 8'oclock news.
by Fukn Meat Head April 21, 2013
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Darwin Special

Someone born with the ability to constantly do things that end up hurting themselves.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.
I called the cable company to report my neighbor for stealing my cable,and ended up in jail myself for an old warrant.I'm self-nominated for a Darwin Special.
by GoneSouth02 April 3, 2013
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