when a silly person runs up to a house and credit card swipes his/her ass on another person's doorknob and smears shit all over the knob.
jack: you want to go ding dong ditching tomorrow?
brian: nahh man, lets go rub our asscracks on peoples doorknobs.
jack: oh so create a few danish doorknobs?
brian: sure
brian: nahh man, lets go rub our asscracks on peoples doorknobs.
jack: oh so create a few danish doorknobs?
brian: sure
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For Valentine's day, my girlfriend handcuffed me to the bed so she could give me a mind blowing Danish Blowjob.
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B : Ouh, you dunno yet? That's Danish! The popular guy that sometimes sucks!
B : Ouh, you dunno yet? That's Danish! The popular guy that sometimes sucks!
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