Strangle the Dangle

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.

Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle.

by DaBigs11 July 8, 2009

Dingle Dangle

Dingle Dangle occurs when one swallows a hair for it later to be digested and pooped out. This is where the Dingle Berries attach themselves to the hair, finally creating the Dingle Dangle (dangling of dingle berries).

Wow Nan, you should have seen my Dingle Dangle last night. The amount of berries on that bad boy...

by MasterOfTurds January 27, 2019

Dirty Dangler

A dirty penis after a round of exhilarating anal sex. The Dirty Dangler is typically moving from a rigid to a flaccid state after pulling out from the oring and needs a good cleaning.

After unloading in his girlfriend's dirty ass, Roger pulled out his Dirty Dangler and after refusing to wipe it off, gave her a good old fashioned chili dog.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2015

dingledouche

Occurs before or during douching, the act of finding dingleberries stuck to your douche during the douching process.

That bitch left her dingledouche on the fuckin toilet seat again!!!

by xXMustardManXx January 31, 2008

dangle about town

when you go out for a good time, but to nowhere specific.

Luke: What happened last night?

Kris: Nick and I just went for a dangle about town.

by Me7axas November 21, 2009

dangler party

A public gathering for penises.

Jessica: what are you guys doing tonight?

Amanda: I heard about some dangler party going on tonight.

Lindsey: I love dangler parties!

Natalie: let's bring some more guys to the dangler party!

by Skibunny12 April 6, 2015

Dangleboop

A small, fluffy, white bird. It is very deceiving, because it it a very cute, small bird but it’s birdcall is annoying as fuck. It is louder than a lions roar.

Wow that Dangleboop scared the crap out of me

That Dangleboop is so cute but annoying as sin

by Seguin McLean October 17, 2020