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Like dandruff in nails

Metaphor used to describe on annoying person who sticks around with you, whom you want to leave.
Cindy: Do you like Buffy?
Brenda: Buffy's fake, and the stuff she talks about is super irritating. She's like dandruff in nails.
by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016
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dandruff machine

someone who rarely showers, or does not use the right products to control their ridiculous dandruff
Kate: man, that guy is so gross. doesn't he know to use Head and Shoulders?

Kim: I know, he's a total dandruff machine
by SteelDragon April 12, 2010
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got dandruff some of its itchin

A term used to replace "god damn son of a bitch" or when trying to refrain from using the lords name in vain!!
that got dandruff some of its itchin is pissin me off!!
by jugatech December 18, 2007
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Devil's dandruff

slang term inspired by the well-known
colloquialism 'devil's lettuce.'

Refers to hard drugs that reduce down to a white powder resembling dandruff
(Ex: meth, cocaine, & apparently some type of heroin)
Next time JimBob asks if I want to smoke the devil's dandruff with him, I'll run in the other direction. If he follows me then I'll break his meth pipe, and he'll probably break my nose.
by fVck_m3th August 5, 2024
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Poop dandruff

the specks of crap/poop left behind on the further back side of the toilet, near the underside of the toilet bowl, normally caused by improper wiping
"Michael left poop dandruff on the toilet because he wiped wrong."
by Alex Censored May 30, 2022
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dandruff

holy shit dandruff is so tasty i eat it all the time
by JM99 Official October 2, 2023
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Cock Dandruff

Resulting from not keeping ones pubic area neat, trim and clean. Cock Dandruff, the particulate matter that builds up on the front of the urinal and or toilet.
It’s not my job, so much Cock Dandruff on the front of the toilet; it’s not my job to clean it up. We can tell the one living in this house that does not keep their pubic hair on point. Every time they pee it looks like the public restroom at the convention center local.
by Word assembly worker #45 October 13, 2018
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