Diablo II

A extremly addicting free MMORPG made by the godly company know as Blizzard.

Usual convo...
1: OMFG A SOJ ^^
2: BAH, I GOT 60
3: FUCK YOU HAXOR
1: YEZ

by XIII November 7, 2004

diablo

A Blizzard game who could have been so fucking good, but its shit now cuz of all the hacker / thief / cheater / rusher

me : what so good to get to lvl 99 if you're getting rushed?
moron : i'm not getting rushed, my friend deal 17,235,343 damage to the monster while i deal 33....i do a part of the job

by mahatma gandhi January 6, 2004

diablo 2

Addicting game (quite much more than that of the addiction of cigarettes, heroine, crack-cocaine/crack/cocaine)that will suck your life away to your small chair and large blanket that sits next to your computer, which you wait to return to while sitting on the shitter while you should be doing finals T_T. <-- basically me, but not that bad, I still have friends, and my blanket is in the laundry

Typical Diablo 2 Chat (Got this from IRC, yeah its real):
01:02 <CDC> how much is a scl unid?
01:02 <the445566> 33fg
01:02 <the445566> or
01:03 <the445566> 8hrs
01:03 <the445566> or something
01:03 <the445566> lawl
01:03 <CDC> damn thats cheap az
01:03 <h0bby> can anyone kill my ancients hell?
01:03 <mister_d2> gn?
01:03 <h0bby> vat1/1
01:05 <mister_d2> brt

by Leonard T July 16, 2007

Diablo 2

The means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair.

The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.

"So what did you do this weekend?"
"I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal."
"WTF?"
"Or maybe Mephisto."
"Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong."
"Did you just hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."

by youisafurryz September 23, 2008

Diablo 2

Awesome fucking game. I highly advise buying this game with the exspansion pack and getting to know the game.

It can be tough at first but you'll catch on.

D2LOD is the shit.

Really hott, horny, popular chick: Hey u wanna see if we can take each others cloths of with our teeth?

Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.

Really hott, horny, popular chick: Is that a yes or no.

Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.

by Dcurr May 13, 2005

Diablo Blanco Mafia (DBM)

DBM is an elite group comprised mainly of border town Police, originated in San Luis Arizona. The original two founding fathers were SLPD officers who were tasked with bringing down the big brown machine and stnading up for truth, justice, and the American way. DBM has grown and is currently moving across the state of Arizona. The moniker Diablo Blanco was bestowed upon two white Police Officers in San Luis buy local brown scum. DBM was once known briefely as BTP (Border Town Placas). DBM is in no way a white supremist group, nor do they hold the same beliefs and values as a racist group. They hate all non law enforcers the same.

If its brown and north bound Diablo Blanco Mafia (DBM) will take 'em down.

by Bubba Cop October 6, 2008

pablo diablo

A Pablo Diablo is a tanned mexican with a huge fucking mustache and all he wants to do is blow shit up while screaming. "Oh my fucking god its PABLO DIABLO!"

A: Who is this man?
B: Its Pablo...
Pablo: PABLO DIABLO!

by I live under rocks February 29, 2016