DP

Dry Pussy

Used when someone goes straight to the point; being VERY blunt about something.

*qay quy turns around and asks yu..

GAY GUY: "Hey, do you like quys?"

STRAIGHT GUY: *in shock: "Whaaaahh?"

GAY GUY: "I said do yu like quys?" o.O

STRAIGHT GUY: "NO!" >:-O

GAY GUY: "oh, ok" :-(

STRAIGHT GUY: "what kinda' question was that?" <_< >_>

GAY GUY: "oh, idk, it was just a question" c-:

STRAIGHT GUY: "...o..k?" >_> <_<

*qay quy smiles

STRAIGHT GUY: "yo, yur mad DP about it... yu qotta qet it wet first. *TRANSLATION: (yo yur mad blunt about it, its obvious that yur tryna holla at me, but damn, no need to make it that obvious. The least yu cudda done was said HI and started a converstation first (qettin it wet first) and THEN asked me that question..)

by ZueZue April 10, 2011

DPS

DPS (Donkey Punch Syndrome) is an illness that can be sexually transmitted and/or passed on by someone whom is carrying DPS. DPS is someone whom acts retarded-like and says/does things out of the ordinary.

Man, this guy seems to scare women away for no reason. He must have DPS.

by Merriam-webbster May 09, 2017

dps

Damage Pure & Simple

Often used in reference to "brute" character classes in MMORPG's whos play style is little more than hack & slash.

This warrior is awesome!! DPS all the way baby!!

by Spencer K October 23, 2006

DP

(n) Domestic Partner

As in, roommates. Particularly gay, same-sex roommates.

My DP and I might be saving money on rent, but we aren't ready to make the leap to registered status -- at least not until a tax break is applied!

by Jonnysan25 November 28, 2009

dp

well it can mean double penetration, donkey punch or puncture, and hes the coldest character on aqua teen hunger force EVER
i mean the bulls the best

1. D to the P lets go i got the munchies
2. DP that dude totlly cut you off flip him some burnage big time, suck on that padre!
3. DP:uhh...oh man my probe, what happened to my probe?
Frilock:yea u stuck it in that laser, u thought it was a breast
DP:did i fill her up dude?
Frilock: IT WAS A LASER
DP: oh rite, rite

by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006

dp

Delicious Pussy (of a woman)

there is some dp on the radio dude !
look at that dp!

by Rico March 31, 2005

DPS

This acronym stands for dime-piece shorty. A DPS is a girl whose looks are rated a 10 on a scale of 1-10.

So many DPS's go to Ohio State whereas Michigan girls are all lagoon creatures.

by MajumSTAINS April 29, 2011