Hanahaki Disease

A fiction character that suffers from one sided love. Someone who loves a person but that person does not love them in return. They choke and cough up flower petals.

She coughed up petals because she has Hanahaki Disease.

by Izzy24 October 1, 2018

krabbe disease

Infection of your nervous system that eventually turns you into a crab.

fuck, i got the krabbe disease.

by krabbe February 28, 2008

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 6, 2014

The WoW Disease

When a person is unable to stop playing World of Warcraft.

Chris: Matt has been sitting on his PC for 3 days straight

Harold: His parents bought him World of Warcraft. He's come down with The WoW Disease

by Fredric January 12, 2008

Autoimmune disease

Pretty much pressing the “self destruct button” on your body

Me: *gets diagnosed with an autoimmune disease*

Body: I’m going to fuck you over
Me: for how long?
Body: forever.

by Peanuts b December 11, 2018

Dunlap's Disease

It is when your stomach "dunlaps" over your belt.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Derivative Disease

The deindustrialization of a nation's economy that occurs when Wall Street financiers use fictitious capital to finance highly leveraged speculative investments of astronomically high risk that simultaneously devalue the nation's currency and destroy its productive capacity by stifling credit to the real economy.

Those fuckers on Wall Street have plundered our booty and given us all a scorching case of derivative disease

by kiwi_david June 2, 2010