August 24 national distick day

distick short for This Dck

John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?

Mike: What's distick?

John: Can distick fit in your mouth.

by Daddy Father August 24, 2021

dip stick

one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.

your such a dip stick

by josh April 29, 2003

Dipsticking

When a person soaks a tampon in alcohol (beer, vodka, whiskey etc...) and inserts the tampon into their rectum for an increased effect of influence.

Dude, no joke, dipsticking will fuck your ass up!

by William_Scatner April 12, 2011

double dip-stick

verb : one male ejaculates into a woman's ass crack, then another male scoops up the cum with his penis then makes another woman suck it all off.

After a wild night at Mirage, Mikey and his friend double dip-sticked their underaged, drunken bitches.

by 1-800-Asian Dave October 16, 2007

dip-stick

shady, unattentive, unaware, clueless.

That dip-stick Joe forgot his wallet on the countertop table, again.

by Chioma August 3, 2006

distick

a reference to a man's genitles; commonly written on the side of a cheap bottle of vodka

Q:would you like a sip of distick?

by HeadyKrush March 25, 2010

Dip Stick

Things 7th grade math teachers say.
Dip stick also has a slang words like:
Tampon or penis

Teacher:Hey you dip sticks sit down.
Us:......¿

by Riah_1234go October 29, 2019