Dipstick

The word to use when you want to curse at someone, but there are too many christian authority figures around.

Shut up you dipsh- .....dipstick

by fdhgeiruhfflgjhfs November 15, 2017

Dipstick

When someone inserts their penis into a person’s ass then into their mouth immediately after

I’ve been begging my girlfriend to let me dipstick her

After I got dipsticked I couldn’t taste for a week

by Bninja13 January 29, 2024

Dipstick method

V) when you think you slept with a girl bnb who has and std but you dont want to go to a doctor to check so you sleep with someone else to see if they get it.

Hey man I heard you slept with heather, I just heard she has herpes.

Nah man I slept with amanda already I'm goood.

Dude go get tested the Dipstick Method is not advised.

by daxxtherealkira May 13, 2020

Check your dipstick

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.

Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.

by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018

cinnamon dipstick

When a Spanish person uses maple syrup as lubricant during intercourse.

Juan gave that Canadian chick from the bar last night a nice cinnamon dipstick!

by subcutaneousvestigealtwin May 11, 2015

wizz fizz dipstick

when a female companion snorts cocaine off your member after the act of snowplowing.

"hey girl you havent sat down all day and your nose is still blocked?"
"yeah i totally got a wizz fizz dipstick last night"
"didnt that hurt?"
"yeah but its the only way he would share."
wizz fizz dipstick

by arsrehat extraordinairey November 16, 2011

Dipstick

A softer way to say “dipsh*t.”
Insult; derogatory.

- Lily: Who’s that Brian you keep on mentioning in your rants?
- Sabrina: Brian? He’s that dipstick who’s my coworker.

by CitrusCat July 13, 2022