dildo 

a plastic penis many women use them to pleasure thmeselves. Also see vibrator

I don't need you, I have a dildo!

dildo by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006

dildo 

An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all!

"Why get real? Dildos are cheaper and come in prettier colors."

dildo by Sky October 2, 2003

dildo 

An Insult For A Person Not Real Enough To Be Called A Dick.

That Dude Is Being Such a Dildo!

dildo by Mister Ian L. Fuller March 1, 2017

Dildo 

When someone is acting like a dick, but is too fake to be one

"Jim s SUCH a dildo"

Dildo by Gijinkmom March 18, 2019

Dildo 

(Adjective) Describing a person who is acting like a dick because they are too immature to be real in the situation.

You’re being such a dildo.

Dildo by Plainwhiteguy May 22, 2019

Dildo 

Male who just lie there during sex, without moving. They are the male equivalent to a “starfish”.

He talks big, but is a dildo in bed.

Dildo by Justagirl1991 March 7, 2020

Dildo 

A toy which girls use or a fucking island,who named an island as Dildo?

Man 1: Wow that's a huge Dildo!
Man 2: You talking about that toy or the island?

Dildo by DumbestWordsEver November 26, 2020