Diet Coke

A wonderful beverage to be accompanied with any meal. Now, in recent times there a numerous flavors of first cokes such as Blood Orange and Ginger Lime to name a few.
If Jimmy buys 16 cases of Diet Coke with 12 cans per case, how many calories are within all the cans? NONE BECAUSE DIET COKE HAS ZERO CALORIES
by non-caring blurryface August 24, 2018
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Diet coke

Dog shit mixed with water without sugar.
McDonalds employeet: fucking order
Fat man: i wanna have some diet coke
McDonalds employee: fuck you
by joe mama33 69 December 31, 2020
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Diet Coke

Term for someone that identifies as LGBTQ+, but is fake as fuck.

Comes off the urban term being called "Sweet" for someone that is gay or identifies in the LGBTQ+ community and comes from the fact that sweetener in Diet Coke is fake sugar.
Don't pretend to care about me and like me you diet coke.

Omg I can't stand Jeff, he is such a fake queen, he's a fucking diet coke.

Gender nonconforming example: Alex acts like they understand racial disparities but they really just trying to show face. They're a diet coke.
by Tata94$$ April 20, 2021
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Diet Coke

Millennial: Hey dude I have a big exam tomorrow do you have Diet Coke?
Gen Z: Yeah bro I just got a new prescription.
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Diet Coke

A diet drink with approx. the same amount of calories as a round of jizz
Yo can you pass the diet coke?
by Kyomithewolf January 06, 2020
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Ordering a diet Coke

When someone, sometimes a big eater, orders a lot of junk food, but orders something healthy for the first or last food item.
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diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
by thecockwhisperer December 01, 2021
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