Dickering

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.

A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering

by Banned As DC January 1, 2015

dicking around

Wasting time

I was just dicking around before meeting you at the show.

by Rob October 30, 2003

limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

by lazyboy August 14, 2013

Hip Dicking

Happens when you are fucking a girl whose hip pops in and out of the socket while she is riding him. It makes a noise like cracking your knuckles and it can be painful when your the guy is thrashing you.

I can´t walk, I got hip dicked last night.

I was banging my girl so hard that her hip dicking woke the neighbors.

To punish my girlfriend I hip dicked her.

by phat oreo February 14, 2009

Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

Dicklings

The insignificant companions of a dickhead.

Hey Chachi, why don't you and your dicklings get the fuck out of here.

by Frisky J October 30, 2014

dicking the salsa

In colloquial speech, the phrase "dicking the salsa" would be used in reference to an event, object, or person that kills the mood, or "harshes the buzz" of one or more people.

Greg: Did you see that video of that bus of puppies falling into a lake?

Sam: Dude, stuff like that is really dicking the salsa.

by boolat June 10, 2018