Weed Dementia

Whenever someone is under the influence of weed and forgets what he/she was going to do

He’s suffering from weed dementia, thats why he always forgets what he has to do while he smokes weed

by DictionaryWizzard October 16, 2021

Rupert's Dementia (RD)

A form of long-term delusion resulting from watching too much Fox News.

Timmy was showing signs of Rupert's Dementia (RD) when he accused president Obama of being "just like Hitler."

by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011

fb dementia

fb dementia~the psychological effects one suffers from trying to use facebook through it's quirks, bugs and other annoying F*ups..symptoms include ~ frustration, inability to communicate with fb friends, can trigger anger and urge to throw computer through your window...can lead to severe withdrawl from communication with fb world...if you are experiencing any symptoms please repost so others know...

Wow what happened to Charlotte no one has heard from her in days?.... Oh she is suffering from fb dementia trying to chat when fb is f'd up!

by dugagirl Charlize April 7, 2011

Societal Dementia

When a society forgets the lessons from the past and becomes increasingly erratic, confused, and sometimes, aggressive and violent.

Example: Now.

"America is experiencing societal dementia."

by áutechre June 20, 2018

Gamer Dementia

(Noun) - A mental state brought on by constant indulgence in Video Games consisting of forgetfulness, forgetfulness, and forgetfulness. The condition could also worsen with continued exposure to Video Games resulting in forgetfulness and a consistent brain fog.

Person 1: "Hey do you remember-"
Person 2: "When you got a collat on Bind? Yes I do."
Person 1: "How did you-"
Person 2: "You've mentioned this about 3 times within the past hour, your Gamer Dementia is getting worse."

by noBallsforEric July 28, 2022

Middle-aged Onset Dementia

When you are old enough to remember events that happened 10-15 years ago but can't quite remember the exact details of the story. This is usually solved by asking others who were present to fill in the details. This type of dementia can be caused by several factors including drinking, having too many experiences, or by simply not choosing to remember your horrible past.

I can't believe I was actually at a Spin-Doctors concert. Many thanks to my Middle-aged Onset Dementia for helping me not remember that part of my life.

by brettuthius June 28, 2011